Why?

Why does a new parking ticket come just when you've paid off the old one?
Why does the banana bread you've looked forward to eating all day have mold on it?
Why does the garbage truck come at 6 a.m. the only day you can sleep in a little?
Why does early morning truck coincide with the day of a three hour midterm?
Why do fun things happen on the same day?

Well, it feels good to complain on a blog. I think I got it off my chest.